August 2009
59 posts
@iwastheocean
how do you get the kitty icon!?!
Ew, BumpIts.
saltyeyess:
inflatablefish:
patricc:
ohaimarisa:
…Why :| I will never understand this poofy huge hair thing.
all of the millionaires use bumpits…
That’s why I like them. I wanna be a millionare.. I play the lottery eight times a day just to acheive something I know I’ll never win… Too much, don’t you agree? Hahaha.
I thought you can only play the lottery once a day….
none of the...
Window Phone Makes Text Messaging Steamy...Or Just...
This is just so fucking cool.
The translucent cellphone concept is not a new one, but the Window Phone incorporates an extra, gimmicky but fascinating element—weather.
Sure, when it’s sunny, the window looks clear. But when it’s cold, the window looks frosty. And when it’s raining, oh man, it looks like tiny droplets are all over the screen.
I mean, what a pain in the ass,...
Nah Right
Here are 3 extremely rare, and as far as I know, previously unreleased cuts from Marshall’s early 90’s partnership with Chaos Kid under the moniker Soul Intent. According to Chaos Kid’s Myspace, the two rappers, plus producer Manix, worked together from 1988 through 1992, so that would date these songs somewhere in that time period.
Unrealistically Graphic
Poo Butt
Artificial Flavour
Em...
When we’re apart whatever are you thinking of?
Who are you constantly with? The love of my life, and Charlie. What are you about to do? I need to make an AAAS banner, and draw more pictures! How much money did you spend today? I spend $2.13 exactly, on a McDouble and french fries. What will you be doing tomorrow? I have to work! fml! What’s something you really want right now? I would like air conditioning in my room. How do you feel about...
"Best I've Ever Had"
Oh Jimmy.
* Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle, if you will.
* Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
* Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.
* Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
* Barista: A what?
* Danny: Large black coffee.
* Barista: Do you mean a venti?
* Danny: No, I mean a large.
* Barista: Venti is large.
* Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
* Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
* Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
I Go On Fucking Vacation
And I come back to a Tumblrity of 5.
COMEON TUMBLR, I WUZ CAMPIN!
Who wants some GOOD conversation?!
I really don’t care who you are, but I love a good conversation.
TEXT ME: 1-207-451-0050
The Vader Project →
What Turns You On: double bass not going to lie, ME TOO.
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: horny?
You: nope!
Stranger: that sucks
You: not for me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Here’s an easy game to play. Here’s an easy thing to say.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort. And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the doubleclicking icon puts your window in the...
Best Exit Interview Ever →
I saw this at the NH Liquor Store yesterday, and even though I don’t drink, I want them for the bottles SO BAD.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings....
Strange and Creepy →